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PRAYER AND PRAISE LIST
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IF NOT NOW, WHEN??
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EXERCISE, GO FOR A WALK WITH JESUS!
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DEATH, THE END OF EXCUSES, THE START OF ETERNITY!
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If you find room in your heart for Jesus,
He will find room for you in Heaven!
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Kath Mitchell asked that the Emmaus Community be notified
that Penny Barger died.
That is all the information I have. Dorothy 2/3/2012
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PRAYER WHEEL. THIS WILL BE AN ONGOING PRAYER!
"Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their
families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. I ask this in the name of Jesus, Our Lord and Savior."
AMEN.
A special prayer for the leaders of our country that they make wise and Christian decisions. 1/17/2004
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RECALL
NOTICE
Never
heard it put quite like this before
RECALL NOTICE:
The Maker of all human
beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component
of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in
all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as
S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
SOME OF THE SYMPTOMS
INCLUDE:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who
is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.
The Repair Technician,
JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee
required.
The number to call for
repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your
burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus,
into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN
defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual,
the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing
to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too
numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
DANGER:
The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted
to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!
- GOD
P.S. Please assist where possible
by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'!
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"If the wages of sin is death, don't you think you should stop before payday?"
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"One thing never changes,
It remains the same forever.
God truly loves His children
and He will forsake them never!"
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"Be strong and of good courage, do not fear or be in dread of them; for it is the Lord your God who goes with you; He will not fail you
or forsake you. " Deuteronomy 31:6
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This is the day to repeat to yourself, "God will never abandon me and I must never abandon Him!"
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"
Lord, I love you and I need you. Come into my heart and bless my family, my home, my friends and me. Thank you Lord Jesus."
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